Fun Page
Welcome to the Fun Page
What's yellow and dangerous ?
Shark Infested Custard.
(thanks Safiyat)
Why is it dangerous to do maths in the jungle ?
because if you add 4 and 4 you get ate.
(thanks Niamh)
Why did cinderella get kicked off the football team?
because she kept running away from the ball
(thanks Niamh)
Why did the skeleton leave the dance early?
because he had NoBody to dance with
(thanks Niamh)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?
Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Kid: Yes, but I didn't miss it much.
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.
Teacher: James, where is your homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake!
Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!
Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!
Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
What was that?
My homework!
Please send us fun stuff:
jokes, funny stories, wordsearches, crosswords etc
(make sure that material is suitable to all pupils).
Email your ideas to:
funpage@stciarans.com